How-To: Order Food When Someone Else is Paying

Payer: Jeremy
Non-Payers: Mary, Nichele, and Tessa
Restaurant: Phillipe's, Home of the French Dip

J: Do you know why they named the sandwich the French Dip?
M, T, N: silence
J: Phillipe dropped the sandwich into the lap of a guy named French.
M, T, N: silence
J: Okay, Hi. I'd like to order one double dipped lamb french dip
T: I'd like one double dipped lamb french dip. No, make that a single. Double's a little intense for the first time. One single dipped lamb french dip. With Jack Cheese.
N: One single dipped turkey french dip.
J: Nichele, if you get the lamb and don't like it, I will buy you a turkey sandwich.
N: Jeremy, none of us have cash, you are already buying my meal.
T: Jeremy's buying dinner? Can I add macaroni salad to my order?
N: Don't forget the potato salad!
M: I'd like a single dipped lamb french dip sandwhich. No cheese though.
J: I'd like two lemonades. Mary you should get a lemonade.
N: I'd like two lemonades please.
M: I don't really want lemonade.
T: I'd like a cup of coffee please.
J: Mary, the lemonade is really good. You should try it.
N: Can we also have a bag of potato chips?
T: Did you get my peach half?
M: Alright, one glass of lemonade.
N: You should make it two.
T: Yah, Mary. Remember, Jeremy is paying.
M: Okay, two glasses of lemonade.
T: Don't forget the pickled pig's foot!