Things I think about: leet speak

"If you speak fluent 1337, n00bs will tremble. Pros will give you some respect. It'll spice up life, and make it more fun/funny/interesting. Only non-n00bs will have an idea of what you're saying. But you won't care, cuz guess what? You'll be 1337, dude, and thats what's important in life. Not college, not getting a job, (ok, maybe women); being 1337 is what really matters. 1337 does come in handy in some real-world situations, but is useless in others; here are some examples.

Its good when:

* You're gaming
* You're IM-ing
* You feel secretive
* You want to pwn a n00b

Its bad when:

* You're talking to girls
* You're talking to n00bs
* You're talking to your parents"

Truth via gchat: we are creeps

How-To: Make Life Interesting/Dangerous

Let Nichele sit shotgun.
Let Nichele dance to Paper Planes by MIA.
Watch as Nichele fake-shoots people.*
Watch as people real-shoot back.**


*Actual
**Hypothetical

Things I think about: 11/19/08

Why don't motion sensor toilets flush when you sit down?

Truth via gchat: Mary is a liar.

Slash welcome to the blog, Mary.

Truth is Here

Truths come out at Lakers games, everyone knows that.

Here's one for you:
Pat hates Francis!

Truth via gchat: Pat is a snob

Truth via gchat: Tessa is a clown.

gchat video

I don't get it. Why do I want to watch Nichele type at me? I can just stare at this picture instead:

TAKE MY SURVEY BITCHES

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Things I Would Like To Do This Weekend

1) Attend horse races
2) Attend the No on 8 Rally
3) Hike to the Hollywood Sign
4) Get a massage in Koreatown
5) Eat at the Falafel Corner
6) Go to Karaoke

Nichele refuses to participate in any of this because she has a black heart.

Quotables: 715 S. Normandie

Justin: Nice TV
Nichele: I hate you.


Justin: You know what I hate?! Fucking empire waists.
Nichele: Why??
Justin: BECAUSE THEY MAKE WOMEN LOOK FUCKING UGLY.


[sitting on the couch at home.]
Nichele: The movie starts in one minute.
Justin: We're definitely going to make it.

Can't Do It Alone

"I don't consider this to be a good format for me, which makes me more cautious. I often find myself trapped by the questions and thinking to myself, 'You know, this is a stupid question, but let me ... answer it.' So when Brian Williams is asking me about what's a personal thing that you've done [that's green], and I say, you know, 'Well, I planted a bunch of trees.' And he says, 'I'm talking about personal.' What I'm thinking in my head is, 'Well, the truth is, Brian, we can't solve global warming because I f---ing changed light bulbs in my house. It's because of something collective'."

http://www.newsweek.com/id/167581

Happy Wednesday America