I AM HARVEY KEITEL

This is why you guys should not leave me alone in LA.

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Truth via gchat: Tessa remains weird as shit.

Thought Experiment #1

Mary and Tessa are sitting at the kitchen table.

There are ten menus from area restaraunts in front of them.

How long do these ten menus keep them amused?

PSA to Nichele

Just because you aren't in Koreatown, and just because Tessa and I have taken over your TiVo, does not mean you can stop posting.

Get on it gurl.

Like Our Lives Depended on It

Hot just like an oven
I need some lovin'
Can't hold it much longer
It's getting stronger

And stronger

ok.

it took some time.

some deep breaths.

some counseling sessions.

i'm finally ready to post after mary desecrated WHTMTOOH.

phew.

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