Koreatown: The Gym

K-k-k-K-town.

Whiiile back, Tessa and I went to the gym and watched a man wearing TIGHT-ASS JEANS run on a treadmill. He winked at Tessa.

Today, I watched a man wearing JEAN SHORTS and SLIP-ON KEDS run on a treadmill.

Moral of the story: Heaven is a place on earth.

How-To: Eat Gristle

People don't eat that shit!
Just give it to Tessa- she'll eat it for you.

STFU

….and we’re BACK! I’d like to apologize for the 6 people out there that try and read our blog on a daily basis for our extended absence. I’d like to, but unfortunately I don’t feel bad. Nothing about this blog is for you. It’s primary reason for existence is in order to give us an open public forum to abuse one another.

Anyways, we’ve returned so get off my fucking back.

Quotables: 715 S. Normandie

Location: Roof
Time: Late
Subject: The greatness of Tessa's Bose SoundDock (thanks Jayne!)

Tessa: Could you imagine ten years ago sitting around listening to music from a portable player? It's magic. It's like a unicorn.

Everyone: IDIOT.