Sweet Stuff on Hollywood Boulevard circa 2:30 AM on Saturday Night

[1]
Random guy walking in opposite direction: [to N, T & M] WOW! You guys have a nice mix.
M: Hey, thanks--do you know where Opera is?
RGWIOD: [tries to start chatting]
N: Come on, Mary--you can't talk to strangers.

**THIRTY SECONDS LATER**: Across the street...

RGWIOD is dancing like a bellydancer/matador to a homeless saxophone player.


[2]
Dirty dogs. Bacon-wrapped hot dogs. Only in Los Angeles.


[3]
Random guy on Hollywood Blvd: Hey girl, I'm dark skinned, I have no babies, I just got out the navy, I got money....I'll pay your mortgage.
T: [cracks up]
RGOHB: WHAT! I'll pay!

[4]
We walk by a blond with huge fake EEE tittays. As we walk by, she gets motorboated by her companion.

[5]
The L. Ron Hubbard Life Exhibition. Enough said.

[6]
Victor: Hi my name is Victor. You can call me Victor Fabulous.
Clark: Why are you fabulous?
Victor: BECAUSE. I'm RICH.